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Ummm, really??

Shittens Product

If there's one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it's this: No one wants poop on their hands.

And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old fashioned wet wipe to our heinies, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.

How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog's "number two" been a little closer to a number one "and a half", requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever's laying around? Enough is enough!

With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.


Asked by Crafty26 at 10:25 PM on Oct. 5, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (16)
  • i am SOOO buying this for my FIL for Christmas...he's always buying us random as seen on TV type stuff as a joke. he'd get a kick outta these!

    Answer by okmanders at 10:52 PM on Oct. 5, 2013

  • laughing


    Answer by 3libras at 10:54 PM on Oct. 5, 2013

  • lol I bet it is Ballad..

    First time I saw the "infomercial" for Pooppori..I thought I had swtiched to SNL or something lol

    Answer by tntmom1027 at 10:43 PM on Oct. 5, 2013

  • LOL this is great! The best part is I always doubled up on wet wipes for the kids for fear of getting shit on my hands. Where were theses then LMAO!!

    Answer by luvmygrandgirl at 11:54 PM on Oct. 5, 2013

  • The hell has this world come to

    Answer by Shaketa123 at 10:52 PM on Oct. 5, 2013

  • What a theme song! I was laughing like a crazy person. My SO actually paused the Tigers game and came in from the other room to see what I was carrying on about.

    Answer by Ballad at 11:49 PM on Oct. 5, 2013

  • LOL!! You crack me up Crafty! It's that Damn song that gets stuck in your head!

    Answer by KTElite at 1:29 AM on Oct. 6, 2013

  • Oh my goodness! This made me laugh, thanks.

    Answer by Dardenella at 1:55 AM on Oct. 6, 2013

  • LMFAO! Wow, I could totally use those!

    Answer by kmath at 2:22 AM on Oct. 6, 2013

  • If those are REAL , that is funny ,but smart.


    Answer by cynzbryte at 6:19 AM on Oct. 6, 2013