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Screw it. I am no longer able to function for myself.... Can you all run my life for me?

I can't get pregnant without you.

I can't tell if a child needs to see a physician without your help.

I can't look into my own uterus, can you?

Can you just watch me have sex and see if I am doing everything correct in order to conceive?

Can you watch and see if I am disciplining my child correctly?

Can you check and see if you think my husband is abusive?

I'm not going to do another thing without you all.....

LMAP!

 
m-avi

Asked by m-avi at 5:02 PM on Nov. 18, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (15)
  • That about summed it up.
    Izsarejman

    Answer by Izsarejman at 5:12 PM on Nov. 18, 2013

  • bumpclappingBest post I've seen in a while.   Pretty much covers it all.  Careful- if admin. sees it they may decide our work here is done & shut down the site! lol ;p

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 5:06 PM on Nov. 18, 2013

  • Sounds like a job for the government to me. They want to own us anyway, so let's see if we can find the number to call!!
    NannyB.

    Answer by NannyB. at 5:04 PM on Nov. 18, 2013

  • I guess I can do all that for you.
    But



    It will cost you
    funlovinlady

    Answer by funlovinlady at 5:28 PM on Nov. 18, 2013

  • I'm not sure I would post that. I think there are people that love to tell other's what to do, whether it's for their own good or not.
    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 5:10 PM on Nov. 18, 2013

  • What does the Fox say?
    Yess yess yess, Just ask answers or google.
    Great freaking post!
    2kids2dogs2cats

    Answer by 2kids2dogs2cats at 5:18 PM on Nov. 18, 2013

  • Just a minute there, missy. Are you storing your vegetables correctly?
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 6:06 PM on Nov. 18, 2013

  • i gladly will do those things for you
    IF...
    you trade with me and find an ABA in home extensive services, that has after school hours and weekend hours

    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 5:24 PM on Nov. 18, 2013

  • I sadly cannot get you pregnant. I lack sperm.
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 6:24 PM on Nov. 18, 2013

  • fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 6:41 PM on Nov. 18, 2013