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My baby was molested inside the womb, when he came out of my vagina, and trust me I had no idea I was pregnant, because you all told me I wasn't. Anyway, he remembers the penis hitting his head, and now do you think I should report my boyfriend to the police? Just need some SERIOUS ANSWERS NO BASHING.
I should also add that I am not quite sure if it is my boyfriend's baby, or my husbands, do you think that is why my vagina smells?

 
2kids2dogs2cats

Asked by 2kids2dogs2cats at 4:41 PM on Nov. 27, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (11)
  • i walked into the living room, my husband did not see me walk in
    when he saw me, he started acting very guilty and the cat was been very stand offish lately
    could he be screwing the cat?

    by the way, the cat died four months ago
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 6:31 PM on Nov. 27, 2013

  • "He nutted but it didn't all go in me. Can I be pragent?"
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 4:54 PM on Nov. 27, 2013

  • That about wraps it up! Ba da bump!
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 4:46 PM on Nov. 27, 2013

  • The vagina smells because there are maggots.

    My favorite is the one that refuses her ex his court ordered visitation because she isn't comfortable with him having that much time with his son (whom she admits LOVES to spend time with his father). Then telling us that she filed a petition to change his visitation so that means that she doesn't have to let him have his court ordered time (all before the judge had even heard the case and approved her petition).
    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 4:51 PM on Nov. 27, 2013

  • Can't forget Begat Icing!
    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 5:45 PM on Nov. 27, 2013

  • there have been some pretty good ones, but I can't get past the maggot in vagina one... Wow... Wrong on just so many levels.
    Nimue930

    Answer by Nimue930 at 7:16 PM on Nov. 27, 2013

  • Aw man, you've pretty much covered it all. I got nothin' after that.
    anime_mom619

    Answer by anime_mom619 at 4:52 PM on Nov. 27, 2013

  • Oh my god... can't even compete with that.

    Also PartyGal's answer... Pragent... why do they always say that? Amazing.
    AdensMama0308

    Answer by AdensMama0308 at 6:04 PM on Nov. 27, 2013

  • I am 2 months late. We were doing heavy petting and went down on my b/f, and I swallowed, nothing else. Could that be the reason I got preggers?
    Michigan-Mom74

    Answer by Michigan-Mom74 at 10:38 PM on Nov. 27, 2013

  • .." but I can't get past the maggot in vagina one... Wow... Wrong on just so many levels..."


    Hell the dead cat is just plain sick, and soooooo wrong on all levels!!


    throwing up

    Michigan-Mom74

    Answer by Michigan-Mom74 at 10:40 PM on Nov. 27, 2013

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