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'Twas the night before Christmas,

when on Cafemom

Not a creature was stirring,

Except for a troll who called herself Tom.  (Or maybe... Let's call her anon.)

So what happens next??


Asked by 2autisticsmom at 6:41 PM on Dec. 15, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (20)
  • Just then her breasts heaved with..... wait what are we doing again?

    Answer by staciandababy at 7:08 PM on Dec. 15, 2013

  • When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But a troll trying to get pregnant with a turkey baster I hear!!

    Answer by Crafty26 at 7:00 PM on Dec. 15, 2013

  • She asked stupid questions with weird screen-names,
    But when regulars answer honesty, they take the blame

    Admin swoops in & carts off offenders to Bangcock or some other unknown place
    Meanwhile the trolls asking stupid questions at record pace.

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 6:49 PM on Dec. 15, 2013

  • "What's going on?" all the regulars asked?
    "Free internet at the trailer park, kids have a free pass!"

    Can I break my water with a hanger? Why's my period late?
    Tales of mucus and discharge, and "Am I pregnate?"

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 6:56 PM on Dec. 15, 2013

  • On the answers forum there arose such a chatter
    Transgender Tom wondered what was the matter?
    Another pregnancy question? Or a search for approval?
    Time for a little trailer trash removal!

    Answer by ohwrite at 7:26 PM on Dec. 15, 2013

  • Don't mess with the newbies
    They need to be coddled
    So what if they're faking?
    Just keep that rage bottled

    Answer by NotPanicking at 8:26 PM on Dec. 15, 2013

  • Tom, turns out to be transgender and is really a woman....

    Answer by older at 7:02 PM on Dec. 15, 2013

  • This post will be deleted, this much is true
    Tick tock, tick tock will the next banned member be you?

    Answer by tnm786 at 8:15 PM on Dec. 15, 2013

  • I must be a prude
    as i think you all rude
    post pics tremendously crude
    with boils or sores that protrude

    just ask what is the dinner food

    Answer by fiatpax at 8:41 PM on Dec. 15, 2013

  • And yet another post. My periods a half hour late. Am I pregers?!

    Answer by louise2 at 7:18 PM on Dec. 15, 2013