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What is the worst/dirtiest last name you have ever heard?

I'm asking this question because I have a dirty one:( I hate it....

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Asked by Anonymous at 1:38 AM on Feb. 21, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (28)
  • My maiden name is Cox. I gotta a lot of slack about in high school, like "What's your middle name, sucks?"

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:41 AM on Feb. 21, 2009

  • i think it would be: wasdyke

    Answer by lovemybabies078 at 1:41 AM on Feb. 21, 2009

  • well mine isnt "dirty" lol, but....
    When I first met my DH I asked his friend what is last name was(over the phone) and I thought he said "lickmycock" I asked him three more time and kept hearing lickmycock...I was getting so mad I hung up. Later I found out it was lippincott and that is what he was saying but I was hearing it wrong lol

    Answer by Mikayla_lynn at 1:42 AM on Feb. 21, 2009

  • lol Mikayla...thats a good one

    Answer by MamaChamp at 1:44 AM on Feb. 21, 2009

  • My sister & brother in law had friends by the last name of Hooker.

    Answer by lisa89j at 1:49 AM on Feb. 21, 2009

  • My fiance always tells me about a girl whose name was like Jenny Swallows (can't remember her first name) that he went to school with. I know the poor girl had to be made fun of all the time.

    Answer by bassyentihw at 1:51 AM on Feb. 21, 2009

  • I saw the last name Porn, when I worked at a bank

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:51 AM on Feb. 21, 2009

  • I knew a Justin Seamen once. I also went to school with a kid who's last name was Poochie.

    Answer by jessicarae787 at 2:09 AM on Feb. 21, 2009

  • We had a local politician in my area whose name was Dick Sweat. A good one I saw at work was Dixon Wong. Not last names, sorry, but still funny. :)

    Answer by Koukla12905 at 2:15 AM on Feb. 21, 2009

  • I once met a guy that was in my ex's unit his name was cpl boner, yup boner omg I laughed my ass off

    Answer by hautemama83 at 2:23 AM on Feb. 21, 2009

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