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tell me a good chuck norris joke

its been awhile.

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:47 PM on Feb. 25, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:23 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • oh noooo, not you again...from last night!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:51 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • how old are you? i'm not bashing you- my brother has a freaking TON. thats why I ask. I made this one up..
    CHuck norris is so strong he can swim through ice.
    LOL
    krazyash023

    Answer by krazyash023 at 2:55 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
    Mom2vanna

    Answer by Mom2vanna at 2:55 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
    krazyash023

    Answer by krazyash023 at 2:56 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
    krazyash023

    Answer by krazyash023 at 2:57 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
    krazyash023

    Answer by krazyash023 at 2:59 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • LOL im not the anon from last night!!!! but people were giving chuck norris jokes and it made me think of this idea
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:07 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...........
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:24 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

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