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A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant.

After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 4:46 PM on Feb. 25, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • Pandas eat, shoot, and leave. (Eats shoots and leaves.)
    Trixiebelle2

    Answer by Trixiebelle2 at 4:47 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • oh, i used to know this..give me a minute! lol
    mommyBrooke849

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 4:47 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • Yup, eats, shoots and leaves. Only when I tell the joke the Panda gets a prostitute and doesn't pay her when he's done.
    happyathomemum

    Answer by happyathomemum at 4:48 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • well after looking up a panda bear in the dictionary, and still couldnt get an answer, my question is, why is a panda bear IN a resturant, ordering, and it seems natural?? lol
    americansugar80

    Answer by americansugar80 at 4:50 PM on Feb. 25, 2009