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A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant.

After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?


Asked by Anonymous at 4:46 PM on Feb. 25, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • Pandas eat, shoot, and leave. (Eats shoots and leaves.)

    Answer by Trixiebelle2 at 4:47 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • oh, i used to know this..give me a minute! lol

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 4:47 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • Yup, eats, shoots and leaves. Only when I tell the joke the Panda gets a prostitute and doesn't pay her when he's done.

    Answer by happyathomemum at 4:48 PM on Feb. 25, 2009

  • well after looking up a panda bear in the dictionary, and still couldnt get an answer, my question is, why is a panda bear IN a resturant, ordering, and it seems natural?? lol

    Answer by americansugar80 at 4:50 PM on Feb. 25, 2009