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In need of a laugh

This is a joke please dont skip ahead and post the anwser so everyone can read it too if you dont like it dont do it i dont want anything rude left on here please.


What household chore do you hate the most? Then the reason
Type I hate for me laundry because its never done

Then type the same thing except this time replace the chore with the word sex.


I hate sex because its never done lol sorry i need a good laugh tonight

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aubrees_mommie

Asked by aubrees_mommie at 11:06 PM on Mar. 2, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • I hate emptying the dishwasher, because it's always dirty.

    I hate sex, because it's always dirty.
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 11:18 PM on Mar. 2, 2009

  • I hate doing dishes because it always takes forever without a machine to do it for me

    I hate sex because it always takes forever without a maching doing it for me.
    lstrickland

    Answer by lstrickland at 11:21 PM on Mar. 2, 2009

  • I got another one!!!

    I hate mopping the floors, because I get so sweaty.

    I hate sex, because I get so sweaty.
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 11:25 PM on Mar. 2, 2009

  • Istrickland that made my night dd is sleeping on my lap and i laughed so hard i woke her lol
    aubrees_mommie

    Answer by aubrees_mommie at 11:26 PM on Mar. 2, 2009

  • I hate shopping because the line is too long!!!!!
    I hate having sex because the line is too long!!!!
    Gigi1969

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 11:48 PM on Mar. 2, 2009

  • I hate doing dishes because they get smelly so fast.
    I hate sex because it gets smelly so fast.
    :) Funny answers above!
    mommalady

    Answer by mommalady at 1:26 AM on Mar. 3, 2009

  • I hate folding clothes b/c it' s so tediuos
    I hate sex b/c it's so tediuos
    WAganma56

    Answer by WAganma56 at 2:28 AM on Mar. 3, 2009

  • I love sex... Are your partners broken?
    lara_b

    Answer by lara_b at 8:57 AM on Mar. 3, 2009

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