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any body got any funny stuff r jokes they wanna share ?

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:13 PM on Mar. 9, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • I got a kid who thinks he's pretty funny... you all are welcome to take him for a day. I put a Kid 4 Rent in the back window of his car.... it took him like 4 days to notice it.


    Only joke I remember from recent is this one:

    What's the 3 worst things in the world?
    A mad woman with a gun
    A mad Mexican with knife &
    A cocksucker with a chipped tooth.


    Okay, I laughed when I heard it... it didn't sound as funny when I told it though.
    PaceMyself

    Answer by PaceMyself at 2:16 PM on Mar. 9, 2009

  • lol pace is back
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 2:18 PM on Mar. 9, 2009

  • Am not.... .this is my mirror image.... I sent Pace out to research some book.
    PaceMyself

    Answer by PaceMyself at 2:21 PM on Mar. 9, 2009

  • that funny o\pacemyself
    angel_megan

    Answer by angel_megan at 2:30 PM on Mar. 9, 2009

  • lol, i'm pretty sure i've got the funniest dog ever... she goes nuts and on a barking rampage every time she hears anything that sounds remotely close to "Who is that" or "Deer"... she tries to jump against the wall, climbs the coffee table, into the tv entertainment center to bite the deer head my dad has stuffed, hanging on the wall... even if we're not at the same end of the house...
    matobe

    Answer by matobe at 2:34 PM on Mar. 9, 2009

  • I posted the links to a few hilaruious videos of little kids. It's in the post right before this one. I laughed so hard! I had to share it with you guys.
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 2:38 PM on Mar. 9, 2009

  • I don't see your previous post with the links
    AmandaI1021

    Answer by AmandaI1021 at 3:05 PM on Mar. 9, 2009

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93CPo0sBVZc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVDGu82FeQ


    Sorry. Here's the links!
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 5:37 PM on Mar. 9, 2009

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    A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

    Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    A: They don't have time.

    Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
    A: They won't stop for directions.

    Q: Why did God put men on earth?
    A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

    Q: Why don't women have men's brains?
    A: Because they don't have penises to put them in..

    Q: Why do men masturbate?
    A: It's sex with someone they love.

    Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
    A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

    Q: Why did God make men before women?
    A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

    Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
    A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
    missv66

    Answer by missv66 at 7:32 PM on Mar. 9, 2009

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