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What is the funniest thing you've ever heard?

My Hubby is stuck at work until MIDNIGHT! He works a 9-5 job!!!
Anyway, he's mad that he can't come home and see his baby girl. I want to email him something hilarious, and I'm going to take him his dinner.
I want to lift his spirits!


Asked by Destiny13 at 7:17 PM on Mar. 13, 2009 in Relationships

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Answers (7)
  • Its corny, but I really love this one....

    "Why are bunnies so qiuet when they make love?"

    "Because they have cotton balls"

    LOL (like as in cotton-tail...)

    Answer by ozarkgirl3 at 7:23 PM on Mar. 13, 2009

  • OMG it took me a second to realze which balls made it funny, lol. That's pretty good!

    Answer by Destiny13 at 7:29 PM on Mar. 13, 2009

  • lmao I didn't even get it til I read destiny's answer!

    Answer by sweetvietchic at 7:50 PM on Mar. 13, 2009

  • How about:
    "Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a strawberry patch?"
    "They're good at it, aren't they?"

    Answer by chillemi78 at 8:04 PM on Mar. 13, 2009

  • Something I heard today

    "I think gay marriage should be something between a man and a woman"
    Arnold Shwartzenegger (spelling?)


    Answer by LovinMyMikayla at 9:56 PM on Mar. 13, 2009

  • My dog farted out loud the other day. She jumped about a foot and sniffed the hell out of her butt. It scared her :)

    Answer by krisr169 at 5:39 AM on Mar. 14, 2009

  • I laughed pretty hard over your dog, lol!

    Answer by Destiny13 at 8:10 PM on Apr. 10, 2009