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Joke: How...

do you make a cat say "Woof!"?

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matobe

Asked by matobe at 2:29 PM on Mar. 16, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • i dont know how
    aliciatron

    Answer by aliciatron at 2:30 PM on Mar. 16, 2009

  • teeeheee!


    Dip him in gasoline and light his tail with a match: "WOOOOOF!"
    matobe

    Answer by matobe at 2:32 PM on Mar. 16, 2009

  • terrible!!!
    What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:45 PM on Mar. 16, 2009

  • WOW lol

    what anon?
    aliciatron

    Answer by aliciatron at 2:46 PM on Mar. 16, 2009

  • a peeping tom!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:51 PM on Mar. 16, 2009

  • ahahaha, cute!
    matobe

    Answer by matobe at 2:54 PM on Mar. 16, 2009

  • What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 2:59 PM on Mar. 16, 2009

  • ...?
    matobe

    Answer by matobe at 3:03 PM on Mar. 16, 2009

  • something about peeing soup
    aliciatron

    Answer by aliciatron at 3:05 PM on Mar. 16, 2009

  • everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pee soup :)
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:05 PM on Mar. 16, 2009

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