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Ladies, I need your help desperately!

What should I name my cat?

My goldfish is floating upside down in his bowl; should I call the vet?

My DH's name is Bert, do you like it?

I haven't had a period since Reagan was in office, could I be pregnant?

Any help or advice would be appreciated, especially if you can be funny, snarky, or creative.

 
mancosmomma

Asked by mancosmomma at 11:58 PM on Mar. 20, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (19)
  • 1. Call it Cat.
    2. Give the fish to the cat.
    3. Bert's not bad, but I prefer Bertha, since that's the real name of your s/o
    4. You've never had period cause you're a man, so what're complaining about. Your wife isn't pregnant, cause she only has sex with BOB.
    Moomie

    Answer by Moomie at 1:09 PM on Mar. 21, 2009

  • 1: Mucinex
    2: No, he will be fine in the morning
    3: Will you change it if I don't like it?
    4: Most probably
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:59 PM on Mar. 20, 2009

  • LOL. The period one was funny! All of them were actually.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:00 AM on Mar. 21, 2009

  • Name the cat Desperate

    Flush guppy

    Ernie is cuter

    Reagan forgot a lot...could you maybe have forgotten you had a period last month?

    timelessglass

    Answer by timelessglass at 12:00 AM on Mar. 21, 2009

  • 1. Squirrely
    2. Yes, I think your fish drowned to his death. Ask the vet if they know CPR for a fish.
    3. That would be a Nay.
    4. It's menopause.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:04 AM on Mar. 21, 2009

  • bouncing

    LatinMamiOf2

    Answer by LatinMamiOf2 at 12:05 AM on Mar. 21, 2009

  • 1. Bert
    2. No, call the morgue
    3. No, that's the cat's name
    4. Nope, you're not a spring chicken anymore
    BridgetC140

    Answer by BridgetC140 at 12:26 AM on Mar. 21, 2009

  • no no bad dog
    nope just some alka selzer
    Yep Erinie is cuter
    yep when are you due ?
    katishome

    Answer by katishome at 12:27 AM on Mar. 21, 2009

  • 1: Klowee Shibon
    2: Feed him to the cat
    3: I like Burt, better
    4: Take a pregnancy test!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:28 AM on Mar. 21, 2009

  • 1. Bert
    2. feed him to the cat
    3. thats the cats name, start calling him Cat instead
    4. Is it a full moon? Is your poop yellow? Did you have sex standing on your head while hiccuping? Yep... deffinetly go to the doc and order a full blood screen.... this happened to a friend's, friend's, sister's, cusion's, nefew'sgirlfriend's, mother's, aunt... and she was pregnant with triplets!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:47 AM on Mar. 21, 2009

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