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fooling around?

middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

His wife confessed, "Not this time."

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 10:40 AM on Mar. 24, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • lol...that reminds me of another joke...

    A man and his wife always had sex in the dark. One day, to spice things up, she switched on the lights and was shocked to discover that was impotent and had only been using a toy on her. She said "you better explain yourself" and he said "I'll explain this when you explain the kids"
    kabbot01

    Answer by kabbot01 at 11:01 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • haha! what a slap in that face! =)
    gettingfat89

    Answer by gettingfat89 at 10:41 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • LMAO Good one !!!!!!
    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 10:42 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • hahaha lol!
    epoh

    Answer by epoh at 10:50 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • ha ha kabbot good one
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 11:10 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

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