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i wont have any blonde friends after this will i ?

blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesnt serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesnt serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesnt serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, How in the world do you know I am a blonde?

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,Thats not a TV -- its a microwave

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 11:04 AM on Mar. 24, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.


    Well, the blonde is angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.


    The boyfriend yells: "No, honey, don't do it."


    The blonde replies: "Shut up, you're next."


    Submit a joke.
    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 11:13 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • lol Girl were are you finding these lol

    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 11:06 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • I dont see that as offensive...its a joke and if people dont like it they dont have to read it...Just my opinion! i thought it ws pretty funny!
    sammiangel

    Answer by sammiangel at 11:07 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • jodi your CRAZY :)
    lonelymom911

    Answer by lonelymom911 at 11:09 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • A blonde walks into a pharmacy. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk: "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."


    "Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk.


    "No," replied the blonde. "The kind for under his arms."

    Submit a joke.
    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 11:10 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • funny tlc morning lonely
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 11:11 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • yes lol
    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 11:12 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • lmao tlc
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 11:14 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

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