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dont forget the bartender

Funny Joke Free drinks for everyone

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me including you, bartender. So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: That will be $36.50 please. The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. What, no drink for me? replies the bartender. Oh, no. You get violent when you drink.

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 11:13 AM on Mar. 24, 2009 in Just for Fun

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    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 11:18 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • lol to funny I had to add this lol

    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 11:19 AM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • lol thanks for that now i want a drink.
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 11:23 AM on Mar. 24, 2009