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hey guess what?

im back lol

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: Whats that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Doesnt matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 12:03 PM on Mar. 24, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • I see your in playful mood today... LOL
    HottMamaRossx2

    Answer by HottMamaRossx2 at 2:03 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • Awesome
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:05 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • LMAO!!!
    AK_aries

    Answer by AK_aries at 12:06 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • lol good one. thanks
    tabbys4

    Answer by tabbys4 at 12:06 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • LMAO! Funny.
    CarsBars08

    Answer by CarsBars08 at 12:07 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • thats cute
    conniev564

    Answer by conniev564 at 12:24 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • laughinghahaha thats sooo funny!!

    woobie102

    Answer by woobie102 at 12:26 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • Omg! That's sooo funny, I love it!
    mommyBrooke849

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 1:37 PM on Mar. 24, 2009