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Will you name just ONE word your child says wrong that is hilarious?

I'm cracking up over here with my husband because my daughter can't say pumpkin right. She says "fukin". Drives me nuts!

We are Christians and don't like swearing so I can only hope we get that word corrected in time before she says it in front of the wrong people!

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Asked by ReneeK3 at 8:41 PM on Mar. 24, 2009 in General Parenting

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  • hungry sounds like "horny"

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:45 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • my neice doesn't have her two front teeth...any L's come out wrong, usually as H's....look=hook, like=hike, etc. pretty entertaining sometimes

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:46 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • My 3yr old loves to watch Beauty and the Beast and the sceen where Belle is dancing with the Beast and Mrs. Potts is singing my daughter always sings out to the top of her lungs "Beauty and the BEEF"

    So now we all sing Beauty and the BEEF.


    Answer by Ladybugkisses76 at 8:48 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • My son is scared of the dark. He'll say "I'm a skeered."

    Answer by thisnametaken at 8:48 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • My youngest son still can't say Spaghetti it comes out as SKA-BETTY

    Answer by Inkedmommy007 at 8:49 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • My 4 year cant say (S) He says ass everytime we ask him what the letter is Just hope he dont get in trouble at school

    Answer by heavenlypeace at 8:50 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • my girl calls pull ups "britches" (you can guess what's coming here...)
    HOWEVER, the "r" doesn't quite come out.
    so, we'll be here at home, or in the store, or anywhere, and she'll say something like "I peed on my bitches!!!"
    All I can do it laugh.

    Answer by mama_moonsong at 8:53 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • My kids don't mispronounce things much anymore, but when my youngest was 2 she called pizza and breadsticks "pissa and dick".


    Answer by anime_mom619 at 9:00 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • lol, its history now... but i jus thought it was so funy that my daughter had issues with G's. so all her ducks were Gucks, doggies became Goggies. And this has nothing 2do with it but i cracked up when we were at the zoo n she screamed leave me lone nastie Goapts aka
    skabetty... lmao, that's a classic:)

    Answer by StarrCooKie at 9:02 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • my little girl used to call the movie Theaters..
    The Vee-Dee-A-Tors
    And mcdonlalds Happy Meals were.. Smeels.

    Answer by 4xmommy2008 at 9:11 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

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