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There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".

"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".

"How did you know?" the boy asked.

Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 9:39 PM on Mar. 24, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (12)
  • LMAO ...Good One ...
    LatinMamiOf2

    Answer by LatinMamiOf2 at 9:41 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • I don't get it.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:41 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • I'm sure glad I'm not related to that old perv. LoL
    TaterNJo0sMommy

    Answer by TaterNJo0sMommy at 9:41 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • Kinda disturbing.....that might scar that kid for life.......I mean,if it was real and not a joke,lol!
    pinkclover

    Answer by pinkclover at 9:41 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • That is truly sick. Sorry if I don't find incest humorous.

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:42 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • What's funny about it? I don't mean that in a bad way, I mean, I don't understand it.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:43 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • the grandma was just feeling his doodle.... it's just a joke.....
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:47 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • LOL!!! That was a good joke!!!
    tyfry7496

    Answer by tyfry7496 at 9:55 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • Whats with the jokes in the "answers" section...........why dont you post these in your journal?
    mistynights234

    Answer by mistynights234 at 9:56 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • Only perverts are gonna find this sick humor funny. Me...Not funny.

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:58 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

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