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It's joke night... whatev'!

One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida. He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?" The hooker replied "100 Bucks" The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money" So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs." So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had. The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?" She said "200 dollars" "200 dollars that's a lot of money" She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs." So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life. On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package." "1000 dollars' "1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money" So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island:

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 9:57 PM on Mar. 24, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (6)
  • I could afford that if i had a pussy."
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:57 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • so what do you get for 1000 if he doesnt have a pussy?
    aliciatron

    Answer by aliciatron at 9:59 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • hahahahahahahah i thought it was funny
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:59 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • LMAO ... Way too funny ...
    LatinMamiOf2

    Answer by LatinMamiOf2 at 10:02 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • Wowzers. lol
    MandyOs

    Answer by MandyOs at 10:33 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

  • Haha she's a pro lol.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:33 PM on Mar. 24, 2009

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