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what kind of names does your husband use when he farts?

here she blows!!
i'm fuelling up for you sweetheart..
take a wifp of that baby..
smell that big bomber..
how do you like my stink pickle
smell that good cropdusting..

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 3:51 PM on Mar. 26, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • "Ripping ass!"
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:53 PM on Mar. 26, 2009

  • y e a hhhh, okay!
    soonmommyof3

    Answer by soonmommyof3 at 3:53 PM on Mar. 26, 2009

  • mine calls his "barking frogs". lol everytime he does it, he will say "frogs are barking again"
    SThompson21

    Answer by SThompson21 at 3:53 PM on Mar. 26, 2009

  • My SO doesnt announce it, he does it alone like a gentleman.

    Chandra034

    Answer by Chandra034 at 3:54 PM on Mar. 26, 2009

  • My hubby just blames it on whoever is closest,lol.
    pinkclover

    Answer by pinkclover at 3:54 PM on Mar. 26, 2009

  • That's digusting... I grew up with 3 old brothers who tortured me with farting my whole life, its so gross, thankfully DH keeps his farts to himself unless its a complete accident, and I'm totally good with that.
    gramsmom

    Answer by gramsmom at 3:57 PM on Mar. 26, 2009

  • My DH calls sharts hydroseeding
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:03 PM on Mar. 26, 2009

  • The terms generally used around my home are "I blasted", "mama I poopoo fousted", "butt skeleton"(that one hubby made up and now he and the boys use it amongst each other).
    BonesDragonDew

    Answer by BonesDragonDew at 4:12 PM on Mar. 26, 2009

  • Crop dusting
    Air biscuits
    Wanna smell what I had for lunch?
    I got some beef stew for you
    It was the floor board
    it was the baby
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:20 PM on Mar. 26, 2009

  • My hubby blames it on barking spiders.
    Or he turns around to find the duck thats following him
    boygirlboymom

    Answer by boygirlboymom at 4:51 PM on Mar. 26, 2009

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