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Do you like them?

I wanna try this funny stuff, here are some quotes:

*Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

*I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

*The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

*"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

I'm just searching them...found them funny.... do you think they are funny?


Asked by JuLiAnSmOmMy317 at 2:56 PM on Mar. 27, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • I like the peeing one! so gross BUT soo true! lol

    Answer by mere417 at 3:02 PM on Mar. 27, 2009

  • lol me too.. there were a bunch, but these were the only ones i thought wouldnt get deleted

    Answer by JuLiAnSmOmMy317 at 3:04 PM on Mar. 27, 2009

  • I like the hubby ones best!

    Answer by goaliemom93 at 3:05 PM on Mar. 27, 2009

  • Yes, I like them.

    Answer by sweetmom1007 at 3:06 PM on Mar. 27, 2009

  • I've heard the friendship one but the way I heard it was: "Happiness is like peeing yourself. Everyone else can see it but only you can feel it's warmth." That is actually written on a Hallmark card (I used to work for Hallmark).

    Those are pretty good :~)

    Answer by epoh at 3:10 PM on Mar. 27, 2009

  • LOL, those are pretty good.

    Answer by BonesDragonDew at 3:39 PM on Mar. 27, 2009

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