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wheres my dle? you gonna love this one

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, “Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?”

And the man says, “Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real bond, he’s good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.”

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

He called the man’s wife and said, “I’d like to speak to you about your husband’s connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?”

And she says, “That idiot, he’s been peeing in the refrigerator!”

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 9:46 PM on Mar. 30, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (10)
  • hahaha thats so funny, my grandma washed her hair with nair, because she thought it said hair. lol
    mommyBrooke849

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 10:20 PM on Mar. 30, 2009

  • lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and whatever bitch im not dle but hey i can enjoy some humor too you know
    sweetvietchic

    Answer by sweetvietchic at 9:49 PM on Mar. 30, 2009

  • no she said she peed her pants with the last one lol just wanted to see what this would do to her
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 9:51 PM on Mar. 30, 2009

  • LMAO! I had an ex boyfriend who would get drunk and pee in the closet...lol
    AK_aries

    Answer by AK_aries at 10:00 PM on Mar. 30, 2009

  • LOL That's cute!
    Mina2904

    Answer by Mina2904 at 10:01 PM on Mar. 30, 2009

  • 2 2 FUNNY lmao
    achylegs

    Answer by achylegs at 10:06 PM on Mar. 30, 2009

  • haha
    JuLiAnSmOmMy317

    Answer by JuLiAnSmOmMy317 at 10:09 PM on Mar. 30, 2009

  • Jodi-- i had to put on my pee pads for this round. hahaha
    dle4125

    Answer by dle4125 at 10:15 PM on Mar. 30, 2009

  • Wow
    Red_Mama0723

    Answer by Red_Mama0723 at 10:18 PM on Mar. 30, 2009

  • you made me cry twice today. . .
    My dh doesn't crack me up this much. . .
    lovinangels

    Answer by lovinangels at 10:19 PM on Mar. 30, 2009