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An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says "seven points."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie, score."
After about ten minutes later the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown, tie score." The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can't fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more.
Straining, the old man tries so hard he poops in the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides."

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 2:46 PM on Mar. 31, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (12)

  • hahaha Im bouncing off the walls laughing! :)
    mommyBrooke849

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 4:53 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ha he he he eheeh heheeh,love it
    Val504

    Answer by Val504 at 2:48 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • omg thats is so funny haha
    butterscotch297

    Answer by butterscotch297 at 2:49 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • funny
    NicholeAT

    Answer by NicholeAT at 2:49 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
    violaswamp

    Answer by violaswamp at 2:50 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • That is too funny!
    violaswamp

    Answer by violaswamp at 2:51 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • i posted that one in a group before lol..it is funny though
    americansugar80

    Answer by americansugar80 at 2:52 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • ewww wow.

    ChristianBabe87

    Answer by ChristianBabe87 at 3:03 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • violaswamp how did you do that with your text.
    ChristianBabe87

    Answer by ChristianBabe87 at 3:03 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • Hilarious!
    LilStar9905

    Answer by LilStar9905 at 3:10 PM on Mar. 31, 2009