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A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another.

He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.

Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"

"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket.

When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."


Asked by jodi205 at 11:09 PM on Mar. 31, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • omg I have to pee now. lmao

    Answer by lovinangels at 11:13 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • rolling on floorI posted a joke also! Hope you laugh, I think I can tell it because I am


    Answer by Gigi1969 at 11:21 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • THAT is terrible.

    Answer by Rosesandlilys at 11:21 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • Hahahaha that's sad but funny at the same time

    Answer by lizafur13 at 12:02 AM on Apr. 1, 2009