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Carlos and Jose are panhandlers...Funny, Que No?

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2 to $3 dollars
every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do. How do you bring
home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos' sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."
Jose says, "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars."
Carlos says, "So what does your sign say?"
Carlos holds up his sign and it reads......
I only need $10 more dollars to go mack to Mexico.


Asked by Gigi1969 at 11:10 PM on Mar. 31, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • okay gigi good one quit showing me up lol

    Answer by jodi205 at 11:28 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • LOL

    Answer by aliciatron at 11:12 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • Opps, back to Mexico.

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 11:22 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • Hysterical. Probably true, though, huh?

    sad thoughts now.

    Answer by lovinangels at 11:26 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • Sorry, it was such a pain cutting it to 986 characters that I type o'd all over the place!

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 11:29 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • ROFL!

    Answer by pagan_mama at 11:52 PM on Mar. 31, 2009