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ha ha?

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly.

"How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 11:14 PM on Mar. 31, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • LOL, Gosh I needed to laugh today.
    Gigi1969

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 11:28 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • That is funny. Where do you find these? lol
    sweetmom1007

    Answer by sweetmom1007 at 11:16 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • hahahahha
    alexis_06

    Answer by alexis_06 at 11:17 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • I needed that tonight... LOL
    deneejude

    Answer by deneejude at 11:23 PM on Mar. 31, 2009