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ewewwww?

rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly in trouble. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 11:17 PM on Mar. 31, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • throwing up

    LaurenKaye29

    Answer by LaurenKaye29 at 12:03 AM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • ewwww lol
    brees3

    Answer by brees3 at 11:19 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • omg that's so gross. . .ahhhh lol.
    lovinangels

    Answer by lovinangels at 11:21 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • rolling on floor

    Gigi1969

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 11:27 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • dirty.
    beautifulinlove

    Answer by beautifulinlove at 11:33 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

  • omg, I loved this one hahaha lol
    Bellafleurs

    Answer by Bellafleurs at 11:56 PM on Mar. 31, 2009

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