A friend of mine went home after a really rough day at work to find that her brother had Saran Wrapped everything in her room. Her clothing, individually, in the drawers, the drawers themselves, her bed, her shoes, her toilet, her soaps and shampoos. I mean everything. So she short sheeted his bed. One year my sisters and I pretended we were arrested and had a friend's older brother call and pretend to be a cop. I once called my dad and told him I had been in an accident at work and had cut my thumb off on the slicer. I was mean as a kid. My sister and I put bullion cubes in the shower head of my other sister's bathroom. My oldest sister filled her children's shoes with jelly beans one year. I replaced all of my mother's clothes with my clothes. And my husband filled the bathtub with rubber snakes on me. I am terrified of snakes.
at 2:16 AM on Apr. 1, 2009