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first ones weren't a big hit huh?

The court was listening to the testimony of the wife who sought a divorce.
"Tell me explicitly," the judge directed the woman, "what fault you have found with your husband."
The wife was explicit: "He's a liar, a brute, a thief and a brainless fool!"
"Tut, tut!" the judge remonstrated. "I suspect you would find difficulty in proving your assertions."
"Prove it!" was the retort. "Why everybody knows it."
"If you knew it," his honor demanded sarcastically, "why did you marry him?"
"I didn't know it before I married him."
The husband interrupted angrily: "Yes she did too," he shouted. "She did so!"

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 2:50 PM on Apr. 1, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • lol. I get it. The husband admitted that he was those things she accused him of. Cute!
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 3:07 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • i dont get it
    chukuku

    Answer by chukuku at 3:00 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • I don't get it was going to be my answer. Why are you ladies quicker than me today.
    violaswamp

    Answer by violaswamp at 3:07 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • Oh ok that is funny thanks for explaining it!
    violaswamp

    Answer by violaswamp at 3:12 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

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