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Be a joy germ... Anyone have any good stories or jokes to share? Happy Fool's Day!


A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds
a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how he
nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

Continuation below~

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Asked by Bellafleurs at 4:36 PM on Apr. 1, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
    ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
    any Vaseline.
    I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I Love you, too.'

    Answer by Bellafleurs at 4:40 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • LMAO!! Too funny! I love it!

    Answer by MommaM2 at 5:14 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

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