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whos hiding in the closet?

Joke > Blonde Guy

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. You rotten $#(*&%$($#!, "says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 8:03 PM on Apr. 1, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (4)
  • hahahahahaha... you must not be blonde huh Jodi
    LuckyClown

    Answer by LuckyClown at 8:05 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • lmao!! Good one!!
    epoh

    Answer by epoh at 8:18 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • bouncing

    Gigi1969

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 8:20 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • laughing

    mommyBrooke849

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 8:43 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

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