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hello can you hear me?

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother overseas!" The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?" "Yes, anything" the blonde promised. With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did. He then said, "Get on your knees" She did. Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did. He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well....go ahead!" The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly, "HELLO.....MOM???"


Asked by jodi205 at 8:07 PM on Apr. 1, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • laughingLoved that one.


    Answer by Gigi1969 at 8:17 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • LOL!!!

    Answer by MythicMMM at 8:11 PM on Apr. 1, 2009


    Answer by srhmldndo at 8:36 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • Good one!

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:40 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • ooooooooooh boy lmao!!!

    Answer by epoh at 8:49 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • Lol love this one!

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 9:05 PM on Apr. 1, 2009