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hello can you hear me?

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother overseas!" The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?" "Yes, anything" the blonde promised. With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did. He then said, "Get on your knees" She did. Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did. He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well....go ahead!" The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly, "HELLO.....MOM???"

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 8:07 PM on Apr. 1, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • laughingLoved that one.

    Gigi1969

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 8:17 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • LOL!!!
    MythicMMM

    Answer by MythicMMM at 8:11 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG LMAOROFL
    srhmldndo

    Answer by srhmldndo at 8:36 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • Good one!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:40 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • ooooooooooh boy lmao!!!
    epoh

    Answer by epoh at 8:49 PM on Apr. 1, 2009

  • Lol love this one!
    mommyBrooke849

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 9:05 PM on Apr. 1, 2009