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Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"


Asked by jodi205 at 2:57 PM on Apr. 2, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • hahaha omg.. thats f*ed up

    Answer by JuLiAnSmOmMy317 at 2:58 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • lol that is horrible!!!

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 3:00 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • aaawwww thats so sad its kinda funny lol but still sad haha

    Answer by chukuku at 3:02 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • Oh, wow! I bet he felt like an ass. lol.

    Answer by renea20 at 3:03 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • laughing


    Answer by chefjen at 3:04 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • jodi I love your jokes

    Answer by violaswamp at 3:05 PM on Apr. 2, 2009