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who wants a bike?

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 3:07 PM on Apr. 2, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • LMAO... I rather have a get fit wii game.... hint hint.. i better get going i need to start rubbing..
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:22 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • Too funny and a little disturbing.
    sweetmom1007

    Answer by sweetmom1007 at 3:08 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • ewww! hahaha
    i love little johnny jokes!
    mommyBrooke849

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 3:11 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • No I don't want a bike.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:14 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • hahaha omg... a little disturbing but funny
    JuLiAnSmOmMy317

    Answer by JuLiAnSmOmMy317 at 3:14 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • HA HA HA
    violaswamp

    Answer by violaswamp at 3:14 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • Youre jokes are funny
    violaswamp

    Answer by violaswamp at 3:15 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:47 PM on Apr. 2, 2009