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MMMM IS BACK READY TO PARTY ANYONE?MMMMMMMM

An old man, Mr. Wallace , was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace .

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace . Please accept my condolences.' MORE

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 6:40 PM on Apr. 2, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
    Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

    He met Nurse Tracy . ' Mr. Wallace ,' she said,
    'You should n't be walking down the hall like that.

    Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

    'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace .
    'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

    'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me that,
    but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'
    (You've gotta love this .)

    'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:40 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm jodi mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:41 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • MMMMMMM NOPE MMMM I'M NOT JODI SORRY MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:43 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • jodi doesnt do anony
    aliciatron

    Answer by aliciatron at 6:44 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • WTF???
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:45 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • MMMMMM ... how about going away???!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:53 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • Lol!!! That was funny
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:10 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • MMMMMMMMMITS JODY ALRIGHTMMMMMMMMMMMOR EDNA POSING AS VIOLAMMMMMMMM
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:17 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

  • MMMMMMMMMMthis is really stupid and annoyingMMMMMMMMMMmaybe you should consider some of the other moms beside yourselfandMMMMMMMMgo dieMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:47 PM on Apr. 2, 2009

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