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What do you teach your boy/girl to call their privates?

I think the dumbest I heard was a lady tell her daughter to call it "cookie". Then when anyone asked if she wanted a cookie she would run away crying. Pobresita!

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Asked by Anonymous at 6:42 PM on Apr. 3, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • I taught my daughter to call it her Tutu

    Answer by Kbmancine at 6:45 PM on Apr. 3, 2009

  • Vagina.

    Answer by Tetona at 6:46 PM on Apr. 3, 2009

  • So what do you think she will think when someone tells her ballerina's wear tutu's?

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:47 PM on Apr. 3, 2009

  • I taught my boys penis and vagina. My niece calls hers "dishes". She spent a week at my house. (she was 4). When it was time to take a bath she said "DD, you can wash me but I will wash my dishes." I responded with "you don't have too we have a dishwasher." Since I had no clue what she was talking about. She told me "dd your so funny. you can leave now."

    Answer by Dani32 at 6:49 PM on Apr. 3, 2009

  • my boys call it a penis

    Answer by WhatevaItTakes at 6:49 PM on Apr. 3, 2009

  • Her Vagina and his Penis.

    Answer by happyathomemum at 6:49 PM on Apr. 3, 2009

  • My girls know it is called a vagina but they say "who who"...and they cant say penis so they say penuts.

    Answer by LimoMOM5 at 6:50 PM on Apr. 3, 2009

  • wee wee and booty (hes 2)

    Answer by SThompson21 at 6:51 PM on Apr. 3, 2009

  • Well shes 2 years old, i think have some time to think about that.

    Answer by Kbmancine at 6:54 PM on Apr. 3, 2009

  • hahaha limo "peanuts"... my son is 2 and doesn't call it anything.... should i teach him penis? omg i just imagine being in public and him yelling it out or something... i would

    Answer by JuLiAnSmOmMy317 at 6:57 PM on Apr. 3, 2009

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