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There are asses in the Bible!

So this made me giggle. I remember when I was 10, I went to a private Christian Academy. We read the Bible every morning for an hour. Well we were reading the Old Testament about Abraham and his wife. Well I forget what verse it was but it said that Abraham tied his ass to a tree and walk thirty yards. The whole class started to giggle! It took like five minutes for our teacher to get it.

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Steff107

Asked by Steff107 at 10:43 PM on Apr. 4, 2009 in Religion & Beliefs

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  • lol silly
    aliciatron

    Answer by aliciatron at 10:44 PM on Apr. 4, 2009

  • Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
    He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
    And it's allemande left and allemande right
    Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
    Get off the stage ya god damn goof, get off

    piss me off, fuckin' jerks, get
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:44 PM on Apr. 4, 2009

  • Okay Anon..hmmmm
    Steff107

    Answer by Steff107 at 10:47 PM on Apr. 4, 2009

  • back in the day ass was not a bad word... now its perverted . Not so funny about that!
    Shaneagle777

    Answer by Shaneagle777 at 10:47 PM on Apr. 4, 2009

  • a donkey!
    lawla

    Answer by lawla at 10:47 PM on Apr. 4, 2009

  • OMG! I guess it was funny to the 20 kids in my class.
    Steff107

    Answer by Steff107 at 10:49 PM on Apr. 4, 2009

  • A man killed another by using the jawbone of an ass in the Bible
    Val504

    Answer by Val504 at 10:52 PM on Apr. 4, 2009

  • Very good Val!
    Steff107

    Answer by Steff107 at 10:54 PM on Apr. 4, 2009

  • I guest God has a sens of humor.
    Jamie8788

    Answer by Jamie8788 at 10:54 PM on Apr. 4, 2009

  • LOL!! My friends and I always giggled at that too
    Ilovemy5joys

    Answer by Ilovemy5joys at 10:58 PM on Apr. 4, 2009

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