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are you ready? this is for the ones that are bummed cuz they woke up to snow like me

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 8:53 AM on Apr. 7, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • laughing

    goaliemom93

    Answer by goaliemom93 at 9:16 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • LOL
    PrydferthMenyw

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 8:54 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • And he thought he was in trouble for forgetting his anniversary!

    Crystal1124

    Answer by Crystal1124 at 8:58 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • Lmfao, haha that's so funny!
    mommyBrooke849

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 9:01 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • LMAO!
    CookieMom108

    Answer by CookieMom108 at 9:42 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • Yeah.. I would KILL my husband! No wonder he went missing, she killed his dumb ass.
    lizafur13

    Answer by lizafur13 at 11:02 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

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