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im running out of jokes ladies,what are we going to do now?

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.

“S’cuse me,” said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. “What was that all about?”

“Nothing,” he replied, “my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 9:15 AM on Apr. 7, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • You think he's the guy that gave his wife the scale???
    Crystal1124

    Answer by Crystal1124 at 9:35 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • hahaaa
    amy31308

    Answer by amy31308 at 9:17 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • LMAO!!!!
    LND

    Answer by LND at 9:36 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • lmao crystal yea he was probably afraid to go home.
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 9:36 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • genius..
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:41 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • What's sad is I can see my s/o doing this!!!!
    dle4125

    Answer by dle4125 at 9:46 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • LOL that's funny

    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 9:51 AM on Apr. 7, 2009