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omg how fitting is this?

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I’d been ‘computering’,
And I had to answer ‘yes’

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house
And so I started cleaning up…
The smudges off my mouse

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick…
I was just admiring my work.
I didn’t mean to ‘click.’
But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into.
I was into it all night. <>

Nothing’s changed except my mouse
It’s very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess…
While I sit here on my hiney.

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 9:53 AM on Apr. 7, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (14)
  • LOL!!! I am laughing both at the poem and at this conversation!
    Bmat

    Answer by Bmat at 10:22 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • excellent!
    Crystal1124

    Answer by Crystal1124 at 9:54 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • LMAO....love it
    tlc-mom

    Answer by tlc-mom at 9:56 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • clappingThis is soo cute and soo true.

    Butterfly1108

    Answer by Butterfly1108 at 9:58 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • I find that funny cos fanny has a completely different meaning here in the UK.
    mum-to-be-at-18

    Answer by mum-to-be-at-18 at 10:05 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • well what does fanny mean mum?
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 10:06 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • It means vagina. The looks and laughs we have over here when watching american programmes on tele and someone says something like "my fanny hurts" or "Get off your fanny and help"

    Its just hilarious.
    mum-to-be-at-18

    Answer by mum-to-be-at-18 at 10:08 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • oh okay yea that does give things a totally different meaning lol
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 10:14 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • Hahaha. Its sucha funny word.
    Dont you guys have things called "fanny packs" HAHAHA
    We call them "bum bags".
    mum-to-be-at-18

    Answer by mum-to-be-at-18 at 10:33 AM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • lmao bum bags thats good.
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 10:40 AM on Apr. 7, 2009