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oh is he funny or what?

Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.

Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year."

Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he's leaving.

Johnny says, "Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"


Asked by jodi205 at 12:55 PM on Apr. 7, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • LOL. You got some good ones today Jodi.

    Answer by LND at 1:40 PM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • lol

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:56 PM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • OMG! Too funnny! LOL

    Answer by mamaada at 12:57 PM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • FUNNY!!!1

    Answer by COOKY81 at 12:58 PM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • hahahahahahahahaha wow your funny where do you get your jokes? im always looking up jokes but i like these. and the ones i look up are in spanish

    Answer by chukuku at 12:59 PM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • good one

    Answer by locomother at 1:10 PM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • This one made my day!!

    Answer by Emmy_Dollface at 1:10 PM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • That's HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE_larious!!!!

    Answer by ssnelson26 at 1:10 PM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • lol that was cute

    Answer by Aidensmommy2be at 1:15 PM on Apr. 7, 2009