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got any nails?

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"

Confused, the bartender says no.

"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 1:05 PM on Apr. 7, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (3)
  • hehe. How cute is that! I can actually picture a little duck with the "Aflac" voice begging for grapes. lol.
    renea20

    Answer by renea20 at 1:51 PM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • haha wow lol
    chukuku

    Answer by chukuku at 1:14 PM on Apr. 7, 2009

  • HAHA.
    LND

    Answer by LND at 1:35 PM on Apr. 7, 2009

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