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who is ready for just a couple laughs this afternoon?

Three drunks were sitting at a bar.

The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes."

He paused. "I didn't even know she smoked!"

The second drunk said... "I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didn't even know she drank!"

The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak..
"I can beat that! I went into my daughter's room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!!!"

He paused... "I didn't even know she had a penis!!!"


Asked by jodi205 at 12:17 PM on Apr. 8, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • I have heard this one.

    The third dad MUST be a blonde.

    Answer by lizafur13 at 12:59 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • lol

    Answer by LaurenKaye29 at 12:19 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • lmao thats funny

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 12:20 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • HAHAHA!!!

    Answer by PeytonsMom21109 at 12:22 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • LMAO!!!

    Answer by MythicMMM at 12:25 PM on Apr. 8, 2009


    Answer by r.e.l.s.m.o.m. at 12:29 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

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