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huh?

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.

He asks the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter?"


The man replies,"See that man playing piano over there?

He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish."

So the guy walks over to the genie and says,"I wish for a million bucks." All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks.

The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, "That genie is a little hard of hearing isn't he."

The guy replies, "no kidding"!


You think I asked for a 14 inch bic!"

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 12:24 PM on Apr. 8, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • Typical guy to want a bigger "wee wee" lol
    lizafur13

    Answer by lizafur13 at 12:57 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • :Giggle:
    Momtocccd

    Answer by Momtocccd at 12:25 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • XD haha.
    r.e.l.s.m.o.m.

    Answer by r.e.l.s.m.o.m. at 12:26 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • next time i'd write it down on a piece of paper... hopefully he can read.. or isnt blind.
    r.e.l.s.m.o.m.

    Answer by r.e.l.s.m.o.m. at 12:27 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • LOL
    NicholeAT

    Answer by NicholeAT at 12:29 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • I needed a good laugh, thanks.
    writeon

    Answer by writeon at 12:31 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • hehehehe
    momjoy1027

    Answer by momjoy1027 at 12:34 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • That's so funny, I'll have to remember that one.
    happyathomemum

    Answer by happyathomemum at 12:35 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • rofl.. nice
    TippyD

    Answer by TippyD at 1:00 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

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