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how drunk is drunk?

3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they're all at work discussing what went on after they lost one other...

The first guy says, "Man I was so trashed last night I went home and blew chunks!"

The second goes, "Shit that's nothing I was so tanked that I drove my damn car into a tree. Totaled it. I have no idea what the cops are going to do!"

The third guy says, "That's nothing I was so drunk that I went home and starting cussing my girlfriend out and in the process knocked over a candle and it caught the whole damn apartment on fire - the insurance won't cover it, plus my girlfriend left me."

The first guy leans back in and whispers, "I don't think you guys understand, Chunks is my dog."

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 12:43 PM on Apr. 8, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • HAHAHA I think this is your best one so far!
    MythicMMM

    Answer by MythicMMM at 12:47 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • i dont get it again lol
    chukuku

    Answer by chukuku at 12:46 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • at first i didn't get it.. but now that i do...


    EWWWWW! HAHA!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:48 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • can someone explain i still dont get it? jajaja
    chukuku

    Answer by chukuku at 12:49 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • did he blow like blow ? i thought he blew him up? jajalol or did he?
    chukuku

    Answer by chukuku at 12:50 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • he gave his dog chunks a blow job
    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 12:52 PM on Apr. 8, 2009

  • lmao. that discusting! but very funny. thanks for the much needed laugh =]
    tiffers32788

    Answer by tiffers32788 at 12:58 PM on Apr. 8, 2009