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Do you think this is funny? DH sent them to me.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
-James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
-Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
-Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!
Second Guy:.You're lucky, mine's still alive.
-Anonymous

 
lstrickland

Asked by lstrickland at 5:57 PM on Apr. 9, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (11)
  • A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
    -Anonymous
    very funny and cute...thanks for the laugh
    LolaMateos

    Answer by LolaMateos at 6:04 PM on Apr. 9, 2009

  • lol, yeah, they made me giggle.
    CarolynBarnett

    Answer by CarolynBarnett at 5:58 PM on Apr. 9, 2009

  • Yes they are too funny. I love jokes like those, unless the man sending them actually feels that way, then it would piss me off. But to read...they are hilarious.
    happyathomemum

    Answer by happyathomemum at 5:58 PM on Apr. 9, 2009

  • I guess it depends on what type of marriage you have....If my hubby sent them to me, I would laugh. ~ I think they're funny!
    But, if I thought he actually thought they were true, it wouldn't be so funny.....know what I mean?
    christyg

    Answer by christyg at 6:00 PM on Apr. 9, 2009

  • Yep. I smiled more than once while reading that! Thanks!
    TweenAndTwinMom

    Answer by TweenAndTwinMom at 6:01 PM on Apr. 9, 2009

  • I think they're pretty funny. Un-original, perhaps, but humorous nonetheless.
    MommyDumDum

    Answer by MommyDumDum at 6:01 PM on Apr. 9, 2009

  • I think they're funny. Get a sense of humor. It isn't necessarily a reflection on your marraige.
    tiggermom803

    Answer by tiggermom803 at 6:04 PM on Apr. 9, 2009

  • LOL those are all cute and funny. We need to have more jokes like that!
    jnsdrf

    Answer by jnsdrf at 6:07 PM on Apr. 9, 2009

  • That was a nice change from the boohoo posts... Thanks!!
    4x4mum

    Answer by 4x4mum at 6:08 PM on Apr. 9, 2009

  • lol...very nice!
    kabbot01

    Answer by kabbot01 at 6:49 PM on Apr. 9, 2009