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Is there a home kit for vasectomy?

We are broke and my man won't stop stickin it to me. I want him to shoot blanks so bad. I don't have insurance but I was hoping we could just do this in the comfort of our own home!

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 12:16 AM on Apr. 10, 2009 in Just for Fun

Answers (28)
  • You can do things that kill of the sperm count like tight pants, hot tubs, hell I even heard mountian dew kills 'em off
    Mommy2Mariah

    Answer by Mommy2Mariah at 12:18 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • I would just use a butcher knife, but hey that's just me
    ronjwake

    Answer by ronjwake at 12:18 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • My husband is hooked on mountain dew! I kept getting pregnant! Now my tubes are tied!
    Steff107

    Answer by Steff107 at 12:19 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • I would say the Loretta Bobbit method works best. lol
    AmberBrat

    Answer by AmberBrat at 12:19 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • You could always go bobbit style but then again he wouldn't be sticking it to you anymore.

    legalmommy101

    Answer by legalmommy101 at 12:19 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • haha@amberbrat...we posted the same thing at the same time!
    legalmommy101

    Answer by legalmommy101 at 12:20 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • just put a rubber band around his balls until they die and fall off
    anestheticsex

    Answer by anestheticsex at 12:23 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • ha.... well, I always threaten my husband with clipping him myself. But then I realized if I screwed up, I would have to rely on B.O.B. forever. Best left to the professionals. But, if you do, tell us how it goes!
    Rachie7987

    Answer by Rachie7987 at 12:24 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • Just BOBBITT!


     


    My mom had a shirt that said "JUST BOBBITT" with a machete. It rocked.

    BEXi

    Answer by BEXi at 12:28 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • Dammit legalmommy.. you beat me to it. Hahah.

    BEXi

    Answer by BEXi at 12:28 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

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