There's a guy setting at a bar getting drunk and he has to go relieve himself so he could into the bathroom. A few minutes later, everyone in the bar hears a scream come from there. No one thinks anything of it and a couple minutes later, another scream comes from the bathroom. It's got the bartenders attention, but he decides to wait. A few minutes later another scream comes from the bathroom. The bartender is worried now, so he goes and knocks on the bathroom door and says "Are you alright in there man." The guy says "No! Everytime I go to flush, something is reaching up and grabbing my junk." That's impossible man, your just to drunk." And the guy replies "Well, if you don't believe me, come in and look for youself." So the bartender walks in, takes one look at the guy and says "No wonder yuor having trouble man, your sitting on the mop bucket!"
at 2:50 AM on Apr. 10, 2009