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Creationism is the idea that God was so bored out of his mind he spent 6 days creating everything on our planet, and for good measure put in several jokes to fool us into believing it must have taken him much longer

God is a joke!

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 2:57 AM on Apr. 10, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Stop trying to pick a fight, TROLL!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:06 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • agreed with anon :06
    outstandingLove

    Answer by outstandingLove at 3:13 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • This question was created by someone who was so bored (and sad) that they decided to see if they could start trouble, but didn't have the guts to show who they are.
    NorahSethsMommy

    Answer by NorahSethsMommy at 3:37 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • What is your question
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:45 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • HaHaHa... and Atheism is the idea that In the beginning, there was nothing- and nothing happened to nothing, and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything, and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what-so-ever into self- replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?? LMAO
    Annabelle_Lee

    Answer by Annabelle_Lee at 4:16 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:17 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • For the record, I do not agree with the original poster.

    However, Annabelle Lee needs to do some reading as well. There is more to the Big Bang Theory and ToE than what she's written.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:26 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • Ah-Ha I have a theory for you, Anonymous:
    You see you are confused because you showed up here on Earth which was created by God, but You did not Know Him. However you still do not know Him. You need to know Him, and I can tell you about Him and creation but I will say a few simple things. You see, God created the Air in which Fowls fly in, and in the beginning there was no man until Adam, but then there was you. However the Air just happened to go to your head at that moment that you typed a stupid and foolish joke. Ok, So we have Air, right? You got that? Man did not creat Air so who did? Ah, there must be a God, right? Oh, now your light came on.
    Ok, So We have the Earth, Right? Man could not have created the Earth because the Earth was here before Man, right? Yeah. Ah There goes your light again good job. Ok since Man can not create those things who did? Oh it was God. Bravo, Bravo Encore! You're getting smart.
    tombheaven

    Answer by tombheaven at 6:20 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • Troll! HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!
    salexander

    Answer by salexander at 9:44 AM on Apr. 10, 2009

  • why do you have to bash people who don't believe in God? She just expressed her opinion and her beliefs, those who believe in God, are so rude, and don't see anything beyond their own beliefs... I'm starting to strongly believe that the world would be a better place without religion....
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:14 PM on Apr. 10, 2009

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