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Can you make me laugh?

I'm in kind a bummer mood today, I'm bored, and it's raining. Does anyone have a funny joke or story to make me laugh?

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 3:19 PM on Apr. 13, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (13)
  • I found that on some dad's blog and thought it was hilarious. :)
    BritlovesAva

    Answer by BritlovesAva at 3:24 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • Christine0813

    Answer by Christine0813 at 3:22 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • Um...*tickles*. That's all I came up with.
    sarapurser

    Answer by sarapurser at 3:23 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • Po-tate-o, Po-tat-o

    "Look at that dumb fuck, Daddy," said my 3-year-old from his car seat.

    "Where?" I asked. There were quite a few around us, he could have been talking about any of them.

    "The white one," he continued.

    That narrowed it down. There was only one that fit that description.

    "That dumb fuck is dirty," he said. "Why is that dumb fuck so dirty?"

    It was a good question, a question a child might ask, but not a childish question.

    "Some are dirtier than others," I replied. "It comes with the territory."

    We were sitting outside Starbucks waiting for my wife. We were passing the time the way men do, talking about our feelings and cursing a little- some of us more than others.

    BritlovesAva

    Answer by BritlovesAva at 3:23 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • "Do you like dumb fucks, Daddy?" he asked. It had an added air of the rhetorical.

    "I don't like being too close to them," I answered. "They are pretty fun to watch, though."

    My wife returned with our coffee and took a seat in the car.

    "Mommy, did you see all the dumb fucks?"

    I knew that she had.

    "Honey," she said with a straight face. "They're called dump trucks."

    "Dumb fucks," he repeated.

    "Exactly," I told him, and we sipped our coffee as he watched the last one rumble past.
    BritlovesAva

    Answer by BritlovesAva at 3:23 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • Johnny and Susie were playing doctor on the back porch when Susie's mom popped in on them.


    "You're gonna get a good lickin' when your daddy gets home," she said.


    "No thanks," Susie replied, "Johnny's been doing that all afternoon."

    Submit a joke.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:27 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • By Ryan Murphy | New Joke Every Day
    April 7 2009
    AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8 / 10
    A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks: "What's that for?"


    "It's for your headache," he replies.


    "I don't have a headache," she insists.


    He replies: "Gotcha


    http://www.askmen.com/daily/jokes/2009/04/index.html
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:28 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • rolling on floorOh my gosh all these are so funny!

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:29 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • True story about my younger cousin: Daniel's Mom had taken 3 year old Daniel grocery shopping. For weeks prior to this day Daniel's Dad had been teaching him to tell the difference between one kind of truck brakes and another by something that hangs down behind the back wheel. So Daniel is in the child seat of the cart looking around at all the different types of trucks while his Mom loads grocery's into the trunk. Just then a woman in a really tight mini skirt walk by. Look Mom there's a big one hangin down on that one shout's Daniel (speaking of the truck). His Mom whirls around. "Daniel who taught you to talk that way?!" Daniel looks at her with an innocent look and replies "Daddy."
    jamesmommy12

    Answer by jamesmommy12 at 3:31 PM on Apr. 13, 2009

  • A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a turtle walk into a bar.
    The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a joke?"

    jennijune_21

    Answer by jennijune_21 at 4:03 PM on Apr. 13, 2009